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true!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-19T02:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/07/06/why-is-there-a-watermelon-there/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/bbnewspaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BBnewspaper</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-11-16T01:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2011/11/15/rave-the-return-of-beavis-butt-head/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/beavis-and-butthead-beavis-and-butthead-1967996-445-278.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Beavis-and-Butthead-beavis-and-butthead-1967996-445-278</image:title><image:caption>...uh, go on...pull my 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requested...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:55:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/03/26/many-thanks/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/geoff.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>geoff</image:title><image:caption>Geoff Wisner</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:55:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/03/30/steal-the-album-but-buy-the-t-shirt/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/street-sweeper_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>street-sweeper_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85</image:title><image:caption>...thanks for the bailout asswipe!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:55:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/05/20/pass-it-around/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/passing-notes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>passing-notes</image:title><image:caption>...check out Matthew's story...he's one sick f*cker!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/06/20/with-a-band-name-like-korn/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/jon_bagpipes_red_and_white_jacket.gif</image:loc><image:title>Jon_bagpipes_red_and_white_jacket</image:title><image:caption>...sign it...SIGN 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mine...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/02/05/ive-been-put-on-the-watchlist/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/rorschach-watchmen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rorschach-watchmen</image:title><image:caption>...I will now inspire a generation of trench-coat wearing, D&amp;D playing nerds to think they are me...mwhaa haa haa!!!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/02/09/blood-and-snow/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snow1img_assist_custom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TRAVELER 30 AT NIGHT, 2003</image:title><image:caption>...jingle bells, jingle BANG!!!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/02/21/so-easy-a-caveman-could-do-it/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/caveman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caveman</image:title><image:caption>...why are those guys locked in those boxes?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/02/23/another-shameless-attempt-to-get-you-to-read-one-of-my-stories-long-enough-post-title-for-ya/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/dinah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinah</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/02/28/tigers-woods/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/tigerwoods.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tigerwoods</image:title><image:caption>...I was going to put a cute picture here...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/03/03/strange-days-have-found-us/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/cameronbigelow_th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cameronbigelow_th</image:title><image:caption>...Cameron and Bigelow reenacting their favorite scenes from "Love Story"...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/03/04/a-quick-hit-of-my-lit-fic/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/small-cover-issue-5-blog-thumbnail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small cover Issue 5 blog thumbnail</image:title><image:caption>...it's free...but I'm accepting donations...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:54:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/mqmpic11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mqmpic11.jpg</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-10-29T19:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/01/24/273/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cover-small1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover-small</image:title><image:caption>...the most popular social ap in the graveyard...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-01-27T04:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/01/25/hey-take-a-look-at-this-pre-owned-story-of-mine/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ap139cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap139cover</image:title><image:caption>...this would totally be the perfect cover...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-01-25T18:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/01/20/putting-down-the-crackpipe/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/facebook-addiction-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook-addiction-1</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-02-05T07:31:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2010/01/01/borders-borders-apartheid-in-the-bookstore/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/borders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>borders</image:title><image:caption>...maybe separate water fountains are next...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-05-22T19:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/12/30/is-this-man-the-most-influential-person-of-the-decade/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/richard-reid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard reid</image:title><image:caption>...put this photo next to idiot in the dictionary</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-12-31T17:08:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/12/23/rethinking-yellow-snow-flying-reindeer/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/evilelffinal-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EvilElfFinal-Web</image:title><image:caption>...ho ho home for the holidays...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-12-24T00:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/12/21/is-this-wrong-revisiting-the-darknet-five-years-later/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/jim_kelly_230x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jim_kelly_230x300</image:title><image:caption>...he doesn't look mad, right?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-12-29T13:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/12/09/the-case-of-the-missing-blogger/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/crime_scene_reconstruction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crime_scene_reconstruction</image:title><image:caption>...move along folks...nothin' to see here...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-12-10T13:37:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/11/09/sex-and-drugs-and-lobster-rolls-ok-maybe-just-that-last-one/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/lobstergirl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lobstergirl</image:title></image><lastmod>2009-11-10T14:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/10/26/give-your-girlfriend-or-boyfriend-gonorrhea-and-have-them-love-it/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/clap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clap</image:title><image:caption>...clap on...clap off...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-10-26T01:59:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/10/20/king-tuts-toilet-seat/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/king_tut.gif</image:loc><image:title>king_tut</image:title><image:caption>...I haven't had a decent bowel movement in literally ages...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-10-20T17:14:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/10/14/and-the-words-of-the-profit-are-written-on-the-ubway-wall/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/idiots-17-36-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>idiots 17-36-52</image:title><image:caption>...dude where's my fixed gear?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-01-11T18:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/2009/10/06/it-stinks-well-maybe-not/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/critic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>critic</image:title><image:caption>O' Jay Sherman, where art thou?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-10-06T00:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://matthewquinnmartin.com/</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2012-02-26T21:49:18+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>

